nahthatsnotveryraven:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water

(Source: worldaccording)

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

  • Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
  • Everyone now: shit.

pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic